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But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

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Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You are nothing to me but just another target.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to 4chan's /jp/ ( Otaku Culture) board, in which the poster claimed to have seen the message previously on Operator Chan. The copypasta is believed to have originated on the military and weapons enthusiast image board Operator Chan sometime in 2010. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like 'Gorilla Warfare,' “300 Confirmed Kills” and “I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands.” Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a variety of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.

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Navy Seal Copypasta (also known as the “Marine Copypasta”, ' Internet Tough Guy Copypasta” and “Gorilla Warfare Copypasta”) is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. Lol, marine, catchphrase, copypasta, warfare, navy, seals, gorilla, 4chan, macro, meme, response, kill, sniper, threat, internet tough guy, army, military, phelps, mème, richi, richi phelps, gurilla, fahottie, copypasta sings, gorilla warfare, 487j, joepoĮncyclopedia Dramatica Genius Reddit Twitter Urban Dictionary Wikipedia About

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